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One TikTok user de- scribed her Walt Disney World expe-
It’s An Extremely Torturous World After All
rience on July 30 as “torture” after the ride It’s a Small World got stuck for over an hour, the New York Post re- ported.
in a backyard in Fuquay-Va- rina hours later after a neigh- bor who had heard a noise flagged down officers.
“They didn’t realize for like 45 minutes, everyone was on a boat so we sat there for about an hour stuck with the song on repeat!!” @hazeysmom22 wrote.
“This is the craziest thing ever,” the employee said.
The boat sails through a fac- simile of Walt Disney World while the infamous song is sung by animatronic children.
The Daily Star reported that an unnamed man in the Campo Lindo region of Sao Paulo, Brazil, attempted a home rhinoplasty — a nose job — using online video tu- torials.
In other Weird happenings:
Bianca Gets Her Man
“You’re Just The Dumbest Criminal”
ILLUSTRATION BY MARK GALACGAC
Bianca Chambers wasn’t
He was admitted to the
going to leave the sleuthing to the Detroit police after her Mercedes-Benz was stolen. Using social media tips, she tracked her missing car all over the city, but each time she’ d call 911, police would be too late to nab the thief.
“I thought he was gonna take off and I didn’t know how long it was going to take for the police to pull up,” she said. “‘You’re just the dumb- est criminal, that’s all. You’re joyriding in my car like no- body was going to see!’”
just jumped out.”
Crooks’ body was found
On July 13, though, she got lucky: The man who was driving her car parked and went to get his dreads twist- ed, and Chambers pounced. She walked into the barber- shop, Fox2 Detroit reported, and confronted him. When he denied stealing her car, Chambers took him down by his dreadlocks. Customers subdued the unnamed man while Chambers slashed her own tires.
Police said the man has a history of car theft.
The National Transporta- tion and Safety Board is tak- ing over the investigation into Crooks’ death.
Inexplicable
As a pilot tried to make an emergency landing at Ra- leigh-Durham International Airport in North Carolina on July 29, his co-pilot, Charles Hew Crooks, 23, bailed out of the aircraft without a para- chute, WRAL-TV reported. An FAA employee said the pilot told the tower, “My pilot
A Bad Nose Job
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