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During a funeral in Lambayeque, Peru, on April 26, pall- bearers were stunned to hear knocking coming from within the coffin of Rosa Isabel Ces- pedes Callaca as they carried it, Metro News reported. They lowered the box to the ground and opened the lid to find that Callaca was weak, but alive, following a serious car accident. Cemetery care- taker Juan Segundo Cajo said that Callaca “opened her eyes and was sweating.” She was rushed to a hospital, where she was shown to have faint signs of life, but sadly, she ex- pired a few hours later.
Her family members sus- pect she may have been in a coma following the accident, rather than deceased. Police are now investigating the in- cident.
The Complainer
One unidentified person in Dublin, Ireland, was respon- sible for making 90% of all noise complaints received at Dublin Airport in 2021, Unit- ed Press International report- ed on April 19. The person averaged 34 complaints per day, totaling 12,272 for the year. They nearly doubled their number from 2020, 6,227, and are already on track for a new record in 2022, with a daily average of 59. The company that runs the airport says it responds to each complaint and works with communities on issues such as aircraft noise.
Harry Matadeen, 34, from Hampshire, England, has a wellness tip to share with the world: He drinks his own
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Calling Attention To A Constant Criticizer
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In other Weird reports:
Rob and Grace Jones want- ed to replace a built-in toilet paper holder in their home in
urine, and what’s more, he rubs it on his face. Metro News reported that Mata- deen claims his habit, begun in 2016, keeps him looking young and has cured his de- pression.
Crystal Lake, Illinois, on April 16, which required them to cut into the wall of their bath- room, NBC New York report- ed. That’s when they came across a most unusual find: a towel containing two McDon- ald’s hamburger wrappers and a full order of french fries in- side — vintage 1959.
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“I felt a new sense of peace, calm and determi- nation,” he said of his 200 milliliter-per-day dose. The skin therapy keeps his face “young, soft and glowing.”
“It will definitely be atie change because we’ re notpa going to be together likean we’ve always been,” Antho- ny added. Th
Matadeen calls urine an “acquired taste,” but says that “fresh urine is never as bad as you imagine — it is neutral-smelling and not a bad taste unless you are re- ally toxic.”
“We were expecting the worst,” Grace said. “I was shielding my kids in case there was any dried blood.” More like dried ketchup. “Not a cold case, just some cold fries. They were very well preserved,” she added.
The district held a special event for the multiples onGa April 29 at Vernon Newsomer Stadium. Re
His family doesn’t ap- prove, and his sister has ceased talking to him.
Double Vision
The Mansfield Indepen- dent School District in Tex- as will celebrate an unusual graduation this year, feting 35 pairs of twins in its senior class, along with one set of triplets. Anthony and Angela Morka are among the twins
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